Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Decorative Chicken


I came across this thing the other day at Yard Stop.

As I walked up to it, I said in a rather snobbish way, "So, what are you supposed to be, huh?" 

Believe it or not, the thing spoke to me. "Take a guess," it said, even more snobbishly than I, "or are you chicken? Heh, heh, heh!"

Then I knew.  The darn thing was a chicken. A decorative chicken but a chicken nonetheless. However, because of its attitude, it is now decorating my bathroom.

3 comments:

Kate said...

Oh, Lowell! Poor chicken. . . I think you need some sensitivity training because your remarks could be consider fowl. . .such personal questions!!

Lois said...

It's kind of cute. Not sure if I would want it staring at me while I was in the bathroom though.

Linda said...

LOL Lowell! Love this! :)

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