A Bird and Her Shadow

Vacant Stare

This is what happens to a person when he or she watches too much "reality" television; especially "The Apprentice."

Curled up kitty

Elephant Ears

You've doubtless heard of crocodile tears. Well, these are known as elephant ears. For obvious reasons.

Shut The Duck Up

Decorative Chicken

I came across this thing the other day at Yard Stop.

As I walked up to it, I said in a rather snobbish way, "So, what are you supposed to be, huh?" 

Believe it or not, the thing spoke to me. "Take a guess," it said, even more snobbishly than I, "or are you chicken? Heh, heh, heh!"

Then I knew.  The darn thing was a chicken. A decorative chicken but a chicken nonetheless. However, because of its attitude, it is now decorating my bathroom.

Cross Over the Bridge

Ms. Kitty Blue Eyes

Faux Florida Flora

Show Jesus Some Love

This is the cover of a small magazine for sale in a local grocery store!